This is the world of flies. It has its own system.
Flies both hear and deliver messages.
Their buzzing is their language.
I am one of those local (desi) flies.
Because of living in Tazadistan (Land of Contradictions), I am well aware of internal politics and also keep up with global politics.
Just like workers around the world are one, similarly all flies around the world are one too.
Whether it is the White House fly or a desi fly here, they are all one.
They are always in contact with each other and fully informed about each other’s situations.

Just recently, Pakistan’s Field Marshal Asim Munir was present in America.
Most events and meetings took place in closed rooms and behind doors, away from the media, so no one knows what was said, what whispers occurred, or what decisions were made.
But who can stop us flies from entering these rooms and closed halls?

My friend, the White House fly, not only stayed hidden near the wall during lunch between President Trump and the Field Marshal, but also heard the entire conversation.
Another fly was also present at a dinner hosted by Pakistani expatriates in Washington.
Whatever she saw and heard, she reported it without omission.

To the Insafi (PTI) and Nooni (PML-N) flies of Tazadistan, I humbly say—hold your breath and sit tight.
Perhaps the flies of these two groups have not heard the news that will surprise and shock some, grieve some, and delight others.

The White House fly reported that during lunch and the meeting, Imran Khan was also mentioned.
When the White House fly told me this, I was stunned.
I immediately thought: at last, blunt Trump did what the Insafi flies had been expecting for ages.
I restlessly asked the White House fly how Trump mentioned Imran and what he demanded.

The White House fly took a flight, mocked me with her buzzing, and revealed that the mention of Imran Khan came not from President Trump, but from the Pakistani side.
It was explained how Imran was involved in the May 9 incident, and also how Insafi flies in America kept saying that when Trump comes, he’ll bring Imran out.

During this discussion, the White House fly saw a smile appear on Trump’s face.
And when Trump began praising General Asim Munir without uttering a single sentence in favor of Imran, General Sahib, in return, praised Trump’s efforts to prevent a Pak-India war.
Thus, the difficult and heavily discussed topic of Imran Khan evaporated in seconds.
The White House fly reported that the topic ended with laughter, smiles, and sarcastic remarks.

The White House fly is quite sly and clever. She’s also honey-tongued.
She also heard that the meeting wasn’t just military or strategic, but also included talks about Pakistan–U.S. trade.
The U.S. Trade Secretary wasn’t present in the meeting, but President Trump called him from a nearby office and instructed that trade with Pakistan should significantly increase.
So right there, tariffs and trade ease were also discussed.

Since I’m a pure rustic desi fly, my curiosity knows no end.
I’m always eavesdropping, gathering information here and there.
It’s my passion and obsession.
That’s why I tried to find out about something General Asim Munir said in a five-star hotel—something that would reveal his policy for taking the country forward.

In this investigation, a Washington fly informed me that General Asim Munir wants to bring Pakistan back to the environment before 1979.
He said there:
“Those who want to go to the cinema and those who want to go to the mosque—both should be free in their choices.”

When the Washington fly said this, we desi flies danced with joy.
We celebrated that at least regarding social freedoms, the state’s attitude is about to change.
May every fly not only be allowed to speak according to her conscience, but may this be accepted as her fundamental and constitutional right.

Just as the joy from this meeting hadn’t faded, a wounded Iranian fly’s report made us grieve.
Considering the changing international circumstances, the desi flies decided to hold an All Pakistan Fly Convention.
After the convention, a protest (dharna) is also planned.
Sweets and syrup will be arranged for the entertainment of flies.

The fly gathering will also review the hostile behavior of the gods towards flies.
Famous playwright William Shakespeare rightly said:

“As flies to wanton boys,
Are we to the gods,
They kill us for their sport.”

Meaning, just as mischievous and careless boys kill flies for fun, the gods treat us similarly, and their purpose in killing us is only sport and amusement.

In the All Pakistan Fly Convention, this issue will be discussed:
Many are enemies of the flies’ short natural life.
Sometimes frogs eat us, sometimes big fish, sometimes lizards, and sometimes insects.
No one in the world worries about the safety or survival of flies.

There are institutions to save every living being in the world—
but to eliminate flies, humans have invented everything!

In this convention, an international front will be formed against all enemies of flies.
Flies from the White House, 10 Downing Street, and the Kremlin have assured that this time, such a protest will happen that it will become difficult for anyone to arrest, kill, jail, or invent anything against flies again.

A desi revolutionary fly plans to, through this convention, unite flies from all over the world and get anti-fly medicines and fragrances banned worldwide—
so that flies can rule the world,
so that buzzing fills every direction,
and no one can stop or kill them.

As a desi fly, I hope for that revolution.
Let’s see when that revolution arrives.