It is customary in the Amir Kabir and industrialist families in the five-water region of Contradistan that the elder brother and the chairman of the family are called Mian Sahib and his younger brothers are called Haji Sahib, Butt Sahib or Sahib with their names. Donald Trump is older and is the chairman of the industrial trade group, so it is as if he is the Trump of Panj Pani. The head of a very large business group and also the most successful like our Mian Sahib.

Almost all of our husbands are pilgrims in their youth, but as they grow older, their religiosity increases, visits to Thailand in their youth and frequent pilgrimages in their adulthood are important elements of their lives. are All the habits of Mian Trump are similar to our Panj Pani’s Mian Sahib. Did he do anything in his youth? He was repeatedly involved in prostitution and sex scandals, used all kinds of manipulation to build his business empire, but now He has become a staunch Christian, now the name of religion is always on his lips, he has received the most votes from the Bible region, he encourages both Catholic and Protestant churches to visit them and share his political views. Presented in conjunction with religious ideas. Our husband also believes in having more than one marriage and the American wife Trump has married four times at different times and is raising all their children together.

Our Punjabi Mian Sahib and American Mian Trump Sahib have many values ​​in common. They are at the forefront of propagating morality, but they are not convinced of any morality in their business or in the country’s economy. They are not against wars and battles because they are inhuman and inhuman. They are moral, but they are against wars because wars harm both the personal economy and the national economy.

This time Mian Trump has made an urgent decision to visit Contradistan after being elected as the President of the United States. In fact, he is very worried about his personal friend Captain Khan being locked up in jail. Second, his wife Melania is also a fan of Contradistan like many women. None of them can sleep at night. Melania repeatedly wakes up Mian Trump and pressures him to bring out the captain immediately. Feeling the pressure of his wife and the pain of overseas Pakistanis, Mian Trump also They have lost their peace and calmness, and at night, their mouths are full of uncontrollable moans.

As soon as Mian Trump’s visit was announced, there was an uproar in South Asia. Modi started calling again and again that Mian Trump should come to India first, but Trump is in love with Modi, but his love is only for the captain and then because of his wife. It is also forced, the Chinese were worried that what Trump will choose in the conflict zone? The cabinet meetings of both Muslim countries and Israel in the Middle East were called that what will happen to our importance if Mian Trump goes to the conflict zone? Trying to somehow invite Trump to his country first, Modi even made a statement that even if he should go to Pakistan and stay, he must make a stopover in Delhi for some time.

A crowded press conference was held in London in the wake of the controversy created by Mian Trump’s visit, in which journalists from all over the world participated. The eldest Zulfi Bukhari created a sensation in the press conference by announcing that he is going to Contradistan with Mian Trump and will go with Mian Trump himself and open the door of Adiala Jail. It was immediately decided in Contradistan that all cases of advertising Zulfi Bukhari should be closed and given VVIP status.

Mian shook hands with Trump, Zulfi and Melania when they landed in Islamabad, the ministers of the People’s Party and the Non-League and the Prime Minister were standing in a row, just like during the time of President Bush, General Musharraf’s government fell on the phone of a wrestler named Richard Armitage. It was still the same situation of Muqtadara, since the conflict has always been watching the hand of America, so Muqtadara was also present in the line. Armed forces were ready for the salute. All the people of Rawalpindi and Islamabad came out on the streets. People were carrying pictures of Captain Khan and Mian Trump. Some were wearing red and green PTI flags. Mian Trump shook hands with the President and the Prime Minister as soon as he got down, while going towards the Salami platform, he addressed the Prime Minister and said that we will go straight to Adiala Jail and cancel all other events. Zulfi and I will open the jail door ourselves. The Prime Minister nodded and immediately instructed his Principal Secretary to make arrangements to go to Adiala.

Suddenly, the sound of music started everywhere, birds started chirping, green parrots appeared from the sky and speaking like humans, started chanting Imran and Trump, bubbles and pipe songs were played, colorful people playing drums and harps of the whole country. Dressed up, they were standing on both sides of the road and were teasing. There was a celebration everywhere. Mian Trump, Zulfi and Melania rode in the same car. Zulfi Bukhari took over the driving, Trump sat in front and Melania behind. The caravan was behind and left for the prison. It was only a few moments before the captain was released. The noise of the music, the loudness of the slogans and the pride of the caravan was at its peak. It was all my illusion.

Note: This is the translation of his Urdu column published