President Trump:
We will leave America after making it great again. The policies of the last seventy-five years have weakened it economically and politically. Biden and your policies have greatly damaged America.

President Obama:
The policies of America have been made with much thought and understanding. President Woodrow Wilson’s (U.S. President 1913–1921) liberal internationalism has guided the world for the past hundred years. The League of Nations first, and then the United Nations, are the results of that same policy. Democracy, human rights, and freedoms are gifts of that very thinking.

President Trump:
All this has now become outdated. We will not burden our economy with the world’s wars and problems. What do we have to do with democracy in other countries? That is their business and their nations’. Human rights and freedoms are also their internal matters. Why are we acting like the “uncles” of the whole world?

President Obama:
The larger and more powerful a country is, the greater its responsibility becomes. Wilson’s world order was a sign of the advancement of human consciousness. Without democracy, human rights, and freedoms, society will again become like the Dark Ages — when extremist dictators will rise, fight one another, and once again make the world bloodthirsty.

President Trump:
The era of Alexander Hamilton (1753–1804), who made today’s financial world order, is over. The philosophy of Rothschild and banking that benefited only the Jews is also past. Now NATO countries should bear their own defense expenses. Whoever wants to trade with America must keep our interests in view.

President Obama:
In the past, wars arose due to clashes of interests among countries and leaders. The First and Second World Wars brought devastation. After Wilson’s liberal global policies were implemented, there was no Third World War, nor was there a possibility of one under that order. Your selfish policies will once again start the clash of rival interests, the world order will be shattered, and you will become the villain of the coming age.

President Trump:
Whether I stay or not, I will change this hundred-year-old foolish system. Making America greater is my dream, but the American establishment and the Democrats do not understand the changes of the times, and that is why they are creating obstacles in my path. The coming age is not of the Wilson order — it is of the Trump order, and that is what will move forward.

President Obama:
Your foolish policies are having extremely bad effects on peace, democracy, and tolerance across the world. Instead of democratic leaders, an era of strong and authoritarian rulers has begun again. Now, instead of ruling by principles, governments are rising based on personality and power. In El Salvador, Nayib Bukele; in Tunisia, Kais Saied; and in Hungary, Viktor Orbán are running their governments exactly like the Chinese and Russian systems. Everywhere in the Netherlands and Europe, the extremist right wing is winning.

President Trump:
We have no problem with authoritarian governments. We want peace throughout the world. We are stopping every war. What do we have to do with any country’s internal matters? This new world is one of economics and interests — that is what concerns us. Every country has its own principles. We do not believe in interfering in another country’s internal affairs.

President Obama:
India is the world’s second-largest democracy, yet you openly mock Prime Minister Modi and prefer Pakistan — whereas Clinton did not even shake hands with that country’s non-democratic president, General Musharraf. I visited India but did not go to Pakistan.

President Trump:
It is because of your wrong policies that America’s greatness has faded. Pakistan has proved itself superior to India. It has shot down seven beautiful and modern aircraft. It borders Iran and Afghanistan, which are dangerous countries for America. It is the link between China and America, the only nuclear power in the Islamic world, and our most trusted ally. America has fought many wars alongside it. Why should we interfere in its internal matters? Let it do as it pleases — it has a free hand.

President Obama:
It is your strange and absurd policies that have alienated Europe from us. Our ally Israel is under pressure. Because of the atmosphere of imbalance in Asia, you are driving the world toward destruction without any planning. You are even deviating from the principles that Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson laid down a hundred years ago. Moreover, you are distorting the historical beauty of the White House by building a new ballroom there.

President Trump:
And you — you are building a useless library in Chicago. You, Clinton, and Biden — all were failed presidents. Did any of you stop even four wars? You could never control the war between Israel and Hamas. The agreement you made with Iran was worthless. You could not gain an ounce of benefit from relations with the Arab countries. I brought billions of dollars of investment from there. Your principles exist only on paper — you are not a practical businessman who can actually achieve something. I am delivering results. You people only talked. I am the greatest American president of this century — the one who will change both America and the world.

President Obama:
I fear that an unstable and unprincipled businessman like you might bring the world to the brink of destruction. Politics is the work of wisdom, patience, and a cool temperament. You are a man of business, not politics. You are ruled by emotions, not reason. The world runs on tolerance, but if someone disagrees with you, you start attacking them.

President Trump:
You all were paper presidents — I am a powerful president. I am creating a new world. Your world and world order have become obsolete. Now new political and economic ideologies will prevail. Century-old stories can no longer work. I will definitely receive the Nobel Peace Prize.

President Obama:
If the concept of democracy, human rights, and freedoms is abandoned, this world will not remain worth living in. In a world of oppressors, dictators, and the powerful — who will speak the truth? How will the struggle for rights continue?

President Trump:
Every great change and revolution is faced with such fears, but when time changes, transformation inevitably comes.

(This debate is entirely imaginary. If it appears to contain any hint of reality, please disregard it.)