All the dictionaries of the world are based on “lies” only the dictionary of Contradistan is “full truth”. Therefore, if you want to understand the matters of paradox, just refer to this dictionary.

Allah: All the work here is entrusted to Allah, the mistake is ours, but we expect Allah to help us. The cricket team is showing the worst performance and we all are praying to Allah to give victory to these nakamas too. This state was built in the name of Allah, so He alone will correct it, so we will not try in this regard and there is no need. Allah is the owner, He will protect us.

America: Give us money, otherwise it is colonialism. It is a friend of Israel and an enemy of Islam. There is no better country than this to grant a visa. If citizenship is given, both the religion and the world will be enlightened and the next generations will also be well. America is our enemy, but if we follow our instructions, we can talk to it. If Russia helps us in the attack on Afghanistan, then it is the help of Islam, and if it attacks the same Afghanistan after 9/11, then it is disbelief.

Army: The best army in the world that crushed both Russia and America in Afghanistan. Our expectation is that the Islamic bomb will protect the entire Islamic world, strong enough to prevent the enemy’s plots, but he will not have the power to do anything against my favorite leader.

Islam: Our Islam is neither that of Saudi Arabia nor that of Turkey. Our Islam opens with anger at the attack on Bait-ul-Maqdis, but our feelings about neighboring Kashmir are cold. Our Islam raises its voice against the oppression of the Muslim minority in India, but it does not remind us of the Islamic rights of the minorities here. Our Islam is not applicable to us but we want to apply it to others.

Overseas: Raised in Contradistan, educated here, these people criticize everything about their own country, they don’t like anything about their own country. Politics, economy, society and the government criticize everyone, children, criticize mothers, this right is reserved only for the contrarians overseas, who are not ready to come back and do anything.

Judge: Judges are angels. Generals, politicians and journalists have all gone to jail. Till date, no judge has gone to jail. No one has been punished. Stay up. Dissolve the assemblies, hang them, disqualify them, send the Prime Ministers home, even then they are sons of sons and daughters and all the rest are popes.

Generals: The present service generals are all truthful, they neither listen to anyone nor see the situation. However, retired generals admit their mistakes. Any retired general you meet says that martial law is wrong, even if he himself was among those who imposed martial law.

Journalist: They consider themselves as Tarum Khan, they are fake contractors for the reform of the society, there are Jagadris among them who were supporters of Martial Laws, now they are also champions of Jamhu Reet. When journalists were poor, they were pitied, now when they are rich, they are angry.

Politician: This creature is either in jail or riding the government train. Judges, generals and journalists, this creature is a practice board for all. It has been going on for 75 years and it is likely to continue in the future.

Insafi: Today they are the most “oppressed”, the most “truthful” and the most “heavy” but they neither study political history nor play with fire except those who burned in the past. I don’t even know about them. They are in politics, but they are against politics. They talk about democracy, but against democratic principles, they want to rule with the army, but they abuse the same army. The majority opinion is with them, but the minority opinion is with them. Not willing to tolerate opinion either. They continued to oppress, but they themselves could not bear the oppression.

Noni: Totally confused nowadays. They are neither respecting the vote nor accepting the hybrid regime. They are rapidly moving towards unpopularity. not ready Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif is focused on government instead of politics, neither is anyone doing any work, everyone is heartbroken and disappointed with their future.

Piple: Once upon a time, they were in the majority in Punjab, now they are few. The slogan of bread, cloth and house has become old. Their leader Bilawal is not succeeding in bringing new blood into the party. The hand is not on the pulse of the middle class, nor is it ready to understand the feelings of the youth. Will they slowly fade away or can they be revived with new narratives? This question is yet to be answered.

Jamatiyeh: Once upon a time in universities and big cities, their parrot spoke now 3 to 4 thousand votes are received in each constituency. Once upon a time, Shaukat believed that Muslims were beginning to dominate, but they had won. Today, people are attracted towards sit-ins and public issues, but the party whose vote bank rots may have an illusion, but it loses its existence as a concrete reality.

Red: When communism was on the rise, they used to support the dictatorship and restrictions on freedom, now they have become supporters of democracy and freedom. .

Liberals: Neither considered them right-wing nor left-wing. They are stuck in the middle, they don’t like the capitalist system and neither do they like the socialist system. They only have the Scandinavian model of democracy.

Maulana: Everyone is afraid of this, when a fatwa of disbelief is imposed on someone and he remains neither of the world nor of the religion…