Abbaji Trump: I always want a handsome and popular prisoner, can you imagine my power and authority? If you refuse or back off, then you will have to bear the consequences.

Weak Contradictionist: Abbaji, who can deny you, you have been our mother and father for 75 years. The problem is that we have no gold, no dollar or any other valuable asset. You don’t let us sell nuclear weapons. We have only one thing and that is Prisoner 804. Millions of wishes are invested in it. Our jewel, our diamond, our wealth is the same. If we give it to you, then we will become poorer. Don’t do this injustice to us, father!!

Abbaji Trump: Don’t tell me these excuses, these lies, you are keeping him in prison, overseas contrarians are pressuring me to release him, my wife and I are his fans, talk straight, get him out of prison. How to remove?

Weak contradictions: Father! We are weak, you have also taken aid from the IMF, we cannot refuse you, this is your own country, we fought two wars in Afghanistan at your request, millions of people died, and the effects of the war are still ongoing. Terrorism is not stopping, you left this region with your claws and left us alone among the enemies and never looked back and asked about our condition.

Abbaji Trump: We paid you cash in every case, gave you weapons, gave you dollars, gave you aid, forgave loans and rent, but you kept playing a double game with us, only this prisoner sincerely helped us to get out of Afghanistan. That’s why I will release him anyway.

Weak contradictions: Father! Where is the sacrifice of human lives and where is the aid like peanuts. What is the competition between these two? We have given blood, you have not given labor equal to sweat, strategic partnership with India and empty promises to us. We paid for the F16 and we couldn’t get it either. You don’t give us parts and technical equipment, we were not playing a double game, we knew that tomorrow we have to stay with the Taliban. Today they are harassing us so much, what would have happened to us if we had fought them directly on your request.

Father Trump: I was told by my son-in-law Kushner that you guys released Nawaz Sharif on the request of the King of Saudi Arabia, why won’t you release Captain Khan on my request?

Weak contradiction: Father! Your information is correct, but the Saudi king, King Abdullah, had guaranteed Nawaz Sharif that he would stay away from politics for 5 years, and in exchange for his release, he had given free petrol and many financial facilities to Contradistan.

Father Trump: So was it a deal? Was the interest?

Weak Contradiction: Yes, there was a deal. Contradistan had an advantage, General Musharraf also had an advantage, that’s why the deal was done and it went well, still there can be a deal.

Abbaji Trump: I am a businessman, America, my life, my wealth are sacrificed for Khan, tell me what you want to do.

Weak Contradistan: Khan is our asset, the most valuable to us, give ten billion dollars and release Khan, the hearts of the conflict will go away, the fate of Muqdar will go away, Khan is so valuable that his price is low.

Abaji Trump: I am talking to the people of Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi and Kuwait, this matter will be resolved, but if the money is not managed, then you should stop Imran Khan using the excuse of the judiciary or any authority.

Weak Contradiction: There are two more secondary and minor conditions, one is to get us cheap oil from the Gulf countries, and the other is that before the presidential election campaign, you had described the nuclear programs of both India and Pakistan as a great threat to the world. Please don’t target the nuclear program of Contradaistan, if we do these small things, the deal is ready regarding Khan.

Abbaji Trump: I don’t trust you people, you have put millions of heartbeats in jail, he should be released and put directly on the throne of power. It would be tantamount to selling, release is his right, deal and bargain is abuse, criminal act, you should be ashamed of making such demands.

Weak Contradiction: You are a businessman, you have dealt all your life and you have given money to many people and taken money from many people. No one has an interest in this deal, it is the country’s benefit, Khan’s benefit, America’s benefit, everyone’s benefit, that’s why the deal can be done. We have no personal gain. The country is benefiting.

Abbaji Trump: Your society is very divided, institutions are also divided, you are always engaged in internal battles, I doubt that this deal you are offering me is only from your own side, did the institutions think about it together. Saved? Is this a unanimous decision or is it a whim?

Weak Opposition: No such decision has been taken at the institutional level. If the proposal comes, the state institutions will consider it, but since you came to power, informally, the opposition has formed an opinion which I have expressed earlier.

Father Trump: My son-in-law Kushner has been told by Zulfi Deir that the Arabs are begging for one or two billion dollars.

Weak Paradox: The most valuable thing we have to trade, we cannot sell cheaply.

Father Trump: You have no idea of ​​the power of me and America, we will trample you, we will bring you to the stone age

Weak Contradictionist: You are our father, but we are wicked and rebellious children. Left, you kept forcing us to be friends with India, we did not reconcile, we will not accept anything if we fly away.

(And then the line was cut. . . .)

Note: This is the translation of his Urdu column published in Jang